I grow tired of the excuses. Why do you try to fight what is inevitable? What has your pathetic excuse for restraint achieved? You're still growing fatter by the day. Give into gluttony and become the greedy, gluttonous, gloriously fat hog that you were meant to be. Feed until you're so massively obese that your wardrobe is stretched sheer and your body is engulfed in lard. Don't say no; we both need this for you.