Published on Sep 29, 2016


Wow. Back when I was an athlete in high school (several pounds ago) I could do fifty push-ups easily. Looks like I'm starting to get a little bit out of shape. I'm almost surprised watching this video at how flabby my arms and chin have gotten...I never get to see this angle in the mirror. Anyway, the shorts have gotten a little tight over the past few years and I still have red marks from the way they were digging into my thighs. It's okay though, they look good with the stretchmarks constantly accumulating there. The roll on my side is now always visible, even standing up. I thought that being horizontal was supposed to make you look skinnier, but it isn't working too well here. Once I get my computer back up and running, I may do a longer exercise video. What do you want to see? Jogging on the treadmill with my thighs slapping together? Jumping jacks that show off my little belly sloshing up and down? I'm still not big enough for my fat to really get in the way of sit-ups the way it does on real fat girls, pinning them to the ground and spreading across their thighs as they struggle to sit up. I think I may need a protein shake after this workout...peanut butter and ice cream sounds good. Maybe some buttery popcorn and a beer on the side. I'm so hungry today, I've only had a foot-long, two little bags of chips, and a big coke and it's almost two o'clock! Definitely time for an afternoon snack. Tease me...it makes me eat more :)