On the occasion of Misty's November 13 birthday, here's her entry in the sisterly profile series. Obviously we know this little piggy pretty well already, and a lot of this biographical detail was covered one year ago in Misty on Facebook. Which, by the way, looks awfully obsolete now -- damn you, Timeline!

But Misty's loyal fans will discover a couple of intriguing new secrets revealed here. The middle child has to work harder for attention and healthy self-esteem, and this one ain't no Jan Brady.

Revised 2015: Updated bio facts, new background portrait.