This is the title card for "Misty's Wate and Fate," an illustrated pantomime in 13 lucky installments.
Like many fat admirers, I harbor a deep fascination for women weighing themselves. I have attempted to fashion a sort of ultimate "fat girl weighs in" sequence, using photos of a vintage fortune-telling penny arcade scale and no dialogue. The majority who don't share this curious interest may find this lengthy series baffling and pointless, but I hope my fellow scaleophiles may consider it worth the wate.